The House

A Wine House For The New World

Thirsty Cunt is the maison: the writing, the tables, the buying. Thirsty Cellar is the app it makes.

A woman with a chainmail veil over her face and her tongue out, against a white wall

What The House Believes

Drink Less, Drink Well

Buy the rarer bottle instead of the extra one. Treat a cellar the way you’d treat a wardrobe: fewer things, chosen properly, actually used. One glass is usually enough, and a room where everyone had one good glass is a better room than the alternative.

The house doesn’t teach you to perform knowledge. There’s plenty of it here, and none of it needs flexing. What is worth learning is what a wine does to your body, because that’s the part that tells you what you actually need before you order.

Wines are named by producer, region and vintage, never by adjective.

The Work

Where The Work Goes

Writing

The Journal and the knowledge base.

Tables

Tastings, private rooms, openings.

The App

Thirsty Cellar, on iOS.

Contact

Write To The House

Running a room that needs a list, planning something that needs a bottle, or writing about wine? The inbox is open.

hello@thirstyc.com