The Journal

Letters From The House

Wine first, then the table around it: hosting, food, what people wore, and who made the room worth staying in. Most Thursdays.

1 min read15 Sep 2026

Why Riesling Wins With Spicy Food

I love spicy food. I like it so much that sometimes I hurt my poor body. It's just so good. You know when you cannot stop yourself from eating, even though you…

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3 min read3 Sep 2026

I Drink By The Moon Now

A friend told me about it like it was the best kept secret. Not like she was teaching me something. Like she was introducing me to a magical practice I didn’t…

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3 min read2 Sep 2026

I Was Everywhere At Once. Here's What I Built.

I disappeared at the beginning of the year, around spring time. Nine months ago, I had a Substack and an app idea. I didn’t really have a plan, and at some…

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3 min read23 Jan 2026

What does it mean if you like “basic” wine?

You’re pouring a glass you actually enjoy, and somewhere in the back of your mind a thought sneaks in: is this basic or easy? Before we go any further, let’s…

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4 min read21 Jan 2026

How to drink wine alone without turning it into a ‘thing’

Here’s the thing no one tells you: drinking wine alone doesn’t need a mood, a ritual, a candle, a playlist, or a reason that would hold up in court. You don’t…

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3 min read20 Jan 2026

What wine to drink when you’re burnt out

The novelty is gone. The big intentions have softened. Your inbox is full again, your body is still tired, and whatever “reset” you imagined on January 1 now…

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4 min read8 Jan 2026

How to reset your palate after the holidays

After the holidays, your palate isn’t broken…it’s just overwhelmed (and maybe your brain too). This is a gentle reset, not a cleanse. Think lighter wines, less…

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3 min read31 Dec 2025

My 2025 wine manifesto

There’s something about late December that feels like the last sip of a bottle you weren’t sure you deserved. Not dramatic—just honest. A little sediment at…

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1 min read30 Dec 2025

Not-so-holiday grapes for anti-holiday moods

Not every December night is for celebration. Some are for recovery.

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1 min read18 Dec 2025

A seven-course Wine Strategy for surviving family holidays

Family holidays are not about the meal — they’re about emotional endurance.

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The Letter

It Arrives Most Thursdays And Asks Nothing Of You

No sequence, no upsell, no second email asking why you didn’t open the first.